Missionary (song)

Additional Information
Song meaning as told by Jon: "It was written straight after I'd been woken up at 10 in the morning by these two nuns. I'd been planning this sleep-in all day for two weeks, and I got woken up by a missionary who'd come to deliver a message of peace, and I was thinking, 'well, that's exactly what I had until you woke me up'. I wrote the song straight away after they left because I was so pissed off.". Rip It Up, Oct. 1996

Lyrics
If you come knocking on my door I'll make sure that I'm not there It's no fun being alone but don't you phone I'm running

'Cause I know and I'll always remember what you said

Got woken by a missionary Who'd come to deliver a message of peace I told her peace was what I had Until I was woken by a missionary

But if you go I promise I will remember what you said

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Guitar
Tuning: Standard Transcribed by: Lithium Notes: Acoustic Guitar, just a rough guide listen to album for strumming pattern, lyrics not aligned up..

Ya Ya Ya...


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If you come knocking on my door, I'll make sure that i'm not there


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It's no fun being alone but don't you phone, I'm running...


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'cause i know and i'll always remember, What you said


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Got woken by a missionary, Who'd come to deliver a message of peace


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I told her peace was what i had, Until i was woken by a missionary


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But if you go, I promise i will remember what you said


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what you said, what you said..

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